Next time you have extra beer lying around (if that day ever comes), save it for the rainy day you might need it for something other than drinking. Reasons to respect the beer more than you do already:

PUT OUT A FIRE
Play the hero, shake and spray. This might not save you in a burning building, but it will impress the ladies at the next tailgate party when your grill goes up in flames.

MARINATE MEAT, MAKE BEER SAUCE
When you get the cooking bug, grab some ale to give your meat some flavor. Hint: It tastes best if the meat is marinated in the beer over night.

SUDS UP
If you run out of shampoo or feel like getting creative, use some beer to soap up your hair. Just remember to use conditioner afterwards or your scalp will stink like a brewery.

CLEAR UP BROWN SPOTS IN YOUR LAWN
Spray some brew on any annoying brown spots in your lawn. This will help the green grass grow. (Either that, or just stop peeing there.)

MAKE A BEER SLIP-N-SLIDE
Instead of the traditional slide you can purchase, make your own with some tarp, a hose and a lot of beer. (Don't forget to invite women in bikinis.)

ICE YOUR ACHES
Ice the bottle; ice your ache; drink.