There is nothing worse than a man's bathroom. Don't even try to act offended. You know that most guys, especially those who live alone, aren't real into cleaning their bathrooms.

We just heard about a toilet that is every girlfriend's dream, and hey, even the dream of just about every guy. Don't let the boring name fool you. The CH1001M is quite possibly the most perfect toilet ever made. It cleans itself, plays music, and can light your way in the dead of night.

As we said, it cleans itself, so you don't have to worry about how crusty you leave it after a wild night of Mexican food and margaritas.
If you get up in the middle of the night to use the bathroom, but are too damned tired or drunk to turn on any lights, it has built-in lighting to help guide your way.

Can't go unless you are relaxed? Use the built-in nature sounds and music to get yourself in the mood. You can even use the audio jack to plug in your MP3 player. We know this thing sounds good, but the price is a little scary. At $3,253, the toilet will take a huge chunk out of your bank account.