Afraid your wife is cheating, your daughter is up to no good, or your girlfriend is somewhere she shouldn't be?Then you may want to get her a present, like maybe a pair of forget-me-not panties.

What, you say?!This specialized panties are so high tech, you can monitor her location 24 hours a day, while also checking out her heart rate and body temperature.This technology is based on pioneering research that was developed by the US military at DARPA, or the Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency. The 'panties' can trace her exact location, sending the information via satellite to your cell phone, PDA, and PC all at the same time. You can use their patented mapping system, pantyMap, to find her exact location anytime you want.

If you are wondering how you can get away with this without her knowing, it's easy. The technology is seamlessy embedded in a piece of fabric, so she'll never know it's there.If you want to learn more, or want to order a pair or two, visit their website at