Unfortunately, the fave rave candy, lollipops, seem to only suit small children or adults on extacy and they are not seen as a very manly treat. However, you can maintain your manliness and have your favorite candy in one sitting when you suck on one of the two unique flavors offered by Lollyphile.

Lollyphile is a San Francisco candy company with "a sweet tooth and a short attention span," whose goal is to make the most interesting and unique lollipops in the world. Although they are working on other flavors to be added in the future, the website offers only Absinthe and Maple-Bacon lollipops. The Absinthe Lollipops, which are touted as "legal, delicious, and on a stick," will give you all the taste of Absinthe without all those pesky hallucinogenic side affects. One of the first people to ever make a bacon-flavored lollipop, Lollyphile knows how to hit the heart of a man; through the stomach.

"Our Absinthe Lollipops are really freaking awesome. And we say that without even an ounce of hubris- people go crazy (not like, cut-your-ear-off crazy, tho) for them. We're pretty sure they're the ultimate party favor- the combination of absinthe's mystique and the inherent sexiness of lollipops is a pretty explosive one. They are made with real (and completely legal!) absinthe, with no artificial colors or flavors at all. Cheers!"

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