Women can easily decipher between a man and a boy. It only takes a quick glance around your place for a woman to figure out where you land on the maturity meter. While you might not have ever considered that its the little things that matter, trust us, it is. Next time you have a date, seriously contemplate the notes below before inviting her back to your place. And stop quoting Superbad, Anchorman and any other Will Ferrell movie every five seconds.



Throw away your action heroes.

Ditch sheets that have characters on them or anything silk.

Don't have pictures on your myspace that show you taking pictures of yourself in the bathroom---with no shirt on.

Buy some furniture and stop using milk crates for your 50" plasma TV.

Donate your beer bong/funnel to your younger sibling.

Stop cutting your T-shirt sleeves off---no one is buying tickets to the gun show anymore.

Throw out posters of Scarface, Goodfellas and any drinking posters purchased at Spencers.

Empty liquor bottles do not work as decoration.

Black lights do not provide ambiance anywhere but a frat house.

Stop using your beer pong table as a dining table.